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AFAIC

As Far As I'm Concerned

AISI

As I See It

ANFAWFOS

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

ANFAWFOWS

And Now For A Word From Our WEB Sponsor

AOL

Assholes On Line

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

ASAFP

As Soon As Friggin’ Possible

AWGTHTGTTA

Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWGTHTGTTSA

Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again

B4

Before

BCNU

Be Seeing You

BFD

Big ****ing Deal

BK

Bo Knows

BNF

Big Name Fan

BOT

Back On Topic

BTSOOM

Beats The Shit Out Of Me

BT

Byte This!

BTW

By The Way

BTWBO

Be There With Bells On

CIAO

Goodbye (Italyin Itlin Itlen Italian)

CIS

CompuServe Information Service

CMF

Count My Fingers!

CTC

Choking The Chicken

CUL

Catch You Later/See You Later

CUL8R

See You Later

CWYL

Chat With You Later

DBEYR

Don't Believe Everything You Read

DDD

Direct Distance Dial

DHYB

Don't Hold Your Breath

DILLIGAD

Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

DQYDJ

Don't Quit You're Day Job

DYSTSOTT

Did You See The Size Of That Thing

FE

Fatal Error

FTASB

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FTL

Faster Than Light

FUBAR

****ed Up Beyond All Repair

FUBB

****ed Up Beyond Belief

FWIW

For What It's Worth

FYI

For Your Information

FYM

For Your Misinformation

GE

GEnie Information Service

GEE

No, GTE

GIGO

Garbage In, Garbage Out

GIWIST

Gee, I Wish I'd Said That

GR&D

Grinning Running & Ducking

HAK

Hugs And Kisses

HUYA

Head Up Your A$$

HHOK

Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HHO1/2K

Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

HIOOC

Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!

HTH

Hope This Helps

HUA

Heads Up, Ace

IAC

In Any Case

IAE

In Any Event

IANAL

I Am Not A Lawyer

IANAC

I Am Not A Crook

IAO

I Am Outtahere

IBCNU

I'll Be Seeing You

IBTD

I Beg To Differ

IFABCTE

I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator

IITYWTMWYKM

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me

TYWTMWYBMAD

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A rink

TYWTMWYLMA

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone

IIWM

If It Were Me

ILSHIBAMF

I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture

ILSHIBMSI

Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches

IMCO

In My Considered Opinion

IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO

In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO

In My Opinion

INPO

In No Particular Order

IOW

In Other Words

ISP

Internet Service Provider

KISS

Keep It Simple Stupid

L8R

Later

LD

Long Distance

LDTTWA

Let's Do The Time Warp Again

LLTA

Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause

LOL

Laughing Out Loud

LSHHTCMS

Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts

LTIP

Laughing Till I Puke

MTFBWY

May The Force Be With You

NBFD

No Big ****ing Deal

NFW

No ****ing Way

NRN

No Reply Necessary

NYCFS

New York City Finger Salute

OAUS

On An Unrelated Subject

OATUS

On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OATIS

On A Totally Irrelevant Subject

OBTW

Oh By The Way

OI

Operator Indisposed

OMIK

Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

ONNA

Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA

Oh No Not This Again

OOTC

Obligatory On Topic Comment

OTOH

On The Other Hand

OTOOH

On The Other Other Hand

OTSH

On The Same Hand

OWTTE

Or Words To That Effect

OZ

Australia

PITA

Pain In The A$$

PMF

Pull My Finger

RBTL

Read Between The Lines

RML

Read My Lips

RMM

Read My Mail

ROTFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTM

Right On The Money

RSN

Real Soon Now

RTFM

Read The ****ing Manual (or Message)

SH

Shit Happens

SH2M

Shit Happens To Me

SITD

Still In The Dark

SOI

Sit On It

SOL

Shit Outta Luck

SysOp

System Operator

SYP

Send Your Password

TAFL

Take A Flying Leap

TANSTAAFL

There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch

TDTM

Talk Dirty To Me

TFASB

Time For A Sex Break

TFN

Thanks For Nothin'

TIA

Thanks In Advance

TIC

Tongue In Cheek

TISEC

Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek

TLA

Three Letter Acronym (such as this)

TM

Trust Me

TSR

Terminate and Stay Resident

TSR

Totally Stuck in RAM

TTT

That's The Ticket

TWHAB

This Won't Hurt A Bit

VI

Village Idiot

WDIPME

Where Did I Put My Excedrin

WEB

World Wide Wait

WGAFS

Who Gives A Flying Squat

WIT

Wordsmith In Training

WMG

Where are My Glasses

WTHDTIM

What The Hell Do These Initials Mean

WTSDS

Where The Sun Don't Shine

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

WYSIUWYW

What You See Isn't Usually What You Want

YGBK

You Gotta Be Kiddin'



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